A Letter To Freya

 Giroux has asked that I compose a letter to Freya

via Valerie regarding his single status.

My dearest Freya,

I saw your photos on the internet and I was smitten. As a single kitty living down here in the frozen tundra of Pennsylvania, I sure could use a snuggle buddy.

You should know ...... I am very tidy and neat. I bathe nearly every single day.

I make sure that my breath is sweet. No halitosis and certainly no stuck hair on my tongue. I check.

I understand I am much older than you, but I still have all my teeth, lots of hair AND most of the time I know what I am doing and where I am going. I can still hold up my end of a conversation.

So, if your mom and your dad say it's okay, why don't you come on down for a visit some time.

I am patiently waiting your return reply.

Hugs and hisses,

Giroux

P.S. My mom is really liberal with the snacks. She buys the good ones too.